but I choose to believe:

Today, Tatum learned to roll her eyes.
Not only do I dislike Bill O' Reilly for his ignorance, but mostly because:
He forced my child to prematurely develop the use of the eye roll.
Fuck you, Bill O!

Key quotes:
"It's not fair to leave it out of the science class is incomplete."
"Turn down your ear phone."
"I know it is.  I've been warned about it"
"That's fascism."
"And I mean brilliant; smarter than you."